My college advisor sent me a dick pic. This is the kind of shit that happens in movies…

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fyresale:

Emergency punk jam.

ArtistRational Anthem
TitleDarnit
Album"Whatevermind" Lp (2013)
mikeymcmichaels:

Lori Adorable - by Mikey McMichaels - 384217IMG_6588-2

mikeymcmichaels:

Lori Adorable - by Mikey McMichaels - 384217IMG_6588-2

(via straightup-anddown)

Yes please.

Yes please.

(via mfstrange)

Last night I told my parents that “I’m pretty gay” and my moms response was I don’t care if you’re pretty gay I just want you to be happy. That might be the nicest thing she’s ever said.

I think I’m only halfway there, but girls are tight.

Wife material

Wife material

(via turnpike-gates)

The party don’t start ‘til we talk in. #farmerstan #rafeandsara #weddings (at North Coast Village Inc 999 N Pacific)

The party don’t start ‘til we talk in. #farmerstan #rafeandsara #weddings (at North Coast Village Inc 999 N Pacific)

I am addicted to porn and sex.

This is me coming out.

Last night I pretended I was a back up singer for The Slow Death. #theslowdeath #awesomefest8

Last night I pretended I was a back up singer for The Slow Death. #theslowdeath #awesomefest8

Don’t hate Dave Strait #slowdeath #fuckdavestrait

Don’t hate Dave Strait #slowdeath #fuckdavestrait

I have the best sons in the world. 😍😊☺️ #nationaldogday #corgi #bostonterrier

I have the best sons in the world. 😍😊☺️ #nationaldogday #corgi #bostonterrier

Feeling really confident with myself today. This new bra fits perfect. My underwear are cool. My stomach is almost where I want it to be, but I don’t have patience for sit ups so it will probably stay like this and THAT’S FINE. 

PS: This isn’t supposed to be sexual. And I have a a girlfriend so please respect that. Thanks y’all.

Feeling really confident with myself today. This new bra fits perfect. My underwear are cool. My stomach is almost where I want it to be, but I don’t have patience for sit ups so it will probably stay like this and THAT’S FINE.

PS: This isn’t supposed to be sexual. And I have a a girlfriend so please respect that. Thanks y’all.

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This song always.

ArtistThe Lawrence Arms
TitleNebraska
AlbumCocktails & Dreams
When I first moved to the Bay Area I took a risk and moved in with someone off craigslist. This is a a screenshot straight from their Facebook.
I only lasted 5 months. 

When I first moved to the Bay Area I took a risk and moved in with someone off craigslist. This is a a screenshot straight from their Facebook.

I only lasted 5 months.Β